CP Humor

1. "I'm not krumping, I have cerebral palsy"
2. "It takes talent to trip over nothing...or CP...that'll work too"
3. "Some say disabled but I say I'm EXCEPTIONALLY abled"
4. "CP. To some that stands for Cerebral Palsy. For my daughter it stands for Cutie-Pie"
5. "QU_T!" I will have no part in it"
6. "My brain has cerebral palsy, I do not"
7. "I understand you...you're just boring me to death"
8. "I can do what you can, we just do it differently"
9. "I don't need my legs...I've got wheels baby"
10. "I might not always be able to control my arms, but I make lookin' gangsta easy"

***My confession -- I came up with four of these "quotes" (yes, I crack myself up hahaha). Can you guess which ones??