Saturday, March 3, 2012

Coming outta both ends!!!!

The day is not even half over and I'm ready for bed! How sad is that?!?!

I figure Jocelyn thinks that since daddy has left, that she needs to give mommy a run for her money today. Here in the Powers' household we are having a "Poopie in your pants times 1 times 2, oh wait that's right...TIMES 3...Party"...

(Yea, obviously not Jocelyn but this is what her poo factory does!
Gross out yet? No? It gets better....)
Oh, and don't forget the pukie, pukie...

(How about now? yeah...This mama has been COVERED in both poo and puke today!!!)
And we mustn't forget the necessary fashion shows with how many times we've had to change clothes....and that goes for BOTH of us! And to have this much poo, puke, changing of clothes, cleaning of carpets and baths all before 8AM leaves you saying seriously?? I am an unsung hero today hahahaha...true story!!!!! Oh mylanta!!!!!!!!! Jocelyn JUST NOW pooed another "masterpiece"...I must go...NOW....help, HeLp, HELP!!!

2 comments:

  1. i must be special as i was on skype and witnessed both at the same time.. poor baby girl.. or maybe its just her way of informing you she didnt like the outfit u put her in.. hehe

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  2. I think maybe ur right! I also think maybe daddy should come back...maybe she's sending a msg haha after her 10am feeding I was writing this and heard a big grunt then a splat sound and a lil vom came to the back of my throat with thinking of cleaning MORE poo!! Sorry u saw both :( poor baby....

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